Money Trouble

Went to the bank

This merry morn

To try to get my money to be

In a state that I could see,

Comprehensively.

I saw a nice lady

Who came to my aid,

But spoke a different language to me.

She said now let me see-

Do you have a user- name or password

That refers to your account?

I said I just need the amount

Of money I can spend or save

Before I’m in my grave.

I’m eighty-three you see,

And I’m afraid my memory

Isn’t all it used to be!

She said well that’s too bad,

Because all the money you had

Has gone.

And if you can’t recall

What you did with it all,

Then there’s nothing much we can do

But close your account and say-

Have a nice day!